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succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

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collapsed:

its not a white girls sweet sixteen until hilary duff’s song “sweet sixteen” plays

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crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

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cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

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These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

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stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

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animalcrackhead:

Hilary duff what have you become

animalcrackhead:

Hilary duff what have you become

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cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

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so-humorous:

i hate when this happens. In the end, he held onto what was most important: his food.

The 21 Most Ridiculous Infomercial GIFs.

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

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fandom-inc:

i hope ur happy anon

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xkindomxofxrandomx:

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